Wayneman has an alter-ego, so why can't I have one?
Of course, the first thing one should ask while creating an alter ego is: What am I like in real life?
A picture says a thousand words:
There. Step one completed. Step two: good or eeeeeeevilll?
Let's try "good" first.
Step three: what type of super?
How about an everyday hero? Nato Seal: protecting your country with guns and explosives. Yeah, this guy's using grenades.
What about a beefed up version of that?
Nater Chief: blowing up aliens to make your world a better place.
How about a typical super hero?
Snider-Man: using his webs of justice to fight crime.
Or what about the freakingly awesome robo-hero?
Nato Man: using super awesome technology to save the world.
Or what about the tortured, uncontrollable beefy dude?
The Incredible Nulk: destroying your city and then the bad guys, 'cause he's one angry dude.
Or maybe the wise old mentor who's really awesome when he's not talking in riddles?
Nyoda: using the Force to be really short, yet somehow awesome.
What about a beefed up version of that?
Nater Chief: blowing up aliens to make your world a better place.
How about a typical super hero?
Snider-Man: using his webs of justice to fight crime.
Or what about the freakingly awesome robo-hero?
Nato Man: using super awesome technology to save the world.
Or what about the tortured, uncontrollable beefy dude?
The Incredible Nulk: destroying your city and then the bad guys, 'cause he's one angry dude.
Or maybe the wise old mentor who's really awesome when he's not talking in riddles?
Nyoda: using the Force to be really short, yet somehow awesome.
Let's go back to step 2, except, let's say I chose EEEEEEEEVILLLLL!
Now, what type of evil?
Now, what type of evil?
Maybe the brooding dude who only has two lines involving the word "Master," but who knows all sorts of cool ninja skills?
Darth Naul: saying "Master," "revenge," and "OUCH I JUST GOT CUT IN HALF" alot, and having awesome horns, facepaint, and ninja skils.
Or what about the guy who gets manipulated into becoming evil?
Darth Natotater: saying "I am your father," and "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" alot. Oh, and wearing a helmet.
Or maybe the mastermind behind all of the evilness?
Darth Natious: manipulating people. And saying "no...no...NO...YOU WILL DIE!" and "UNLIMITED POWAHHHH!" alot.
So many choices.
Darth Naul: saying "Master," "revenge," and "OUCH I JUST GOT CUT IN HALF" alot, and having awesome horns, facepaint, and ninja skils.
Or what about the guy who gets manipulated into becoming evil?
Darth Natotater: saying "I am your father," and "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" alot. Oh, and wearing a helmet.
Or maybe the mastermind behind all of the evilness?
Darth Natious: manipulating people. And saying "no...no...NO...YOU WILL DIE!" and "UNLIMITED POWAHHHH!" alot.
So many choices.
6 Grumpy Teen-O-Grams:
I'm such a proud Mama.
Oh Nate, if you only knew how hard I've tried to raise you to NOT be like your old man.
my word veri is "daboy"
I AM duboy. MY word veri is "dustab."
Yay Nathan!! Very creative and funny! You look so great and I love the music too! FUN!!!
LOL! If I ever need help with photo shop I know who to turn to. My fave it Darth Natius :) Hilarious!
BTW my word verification is "unspern" as in the opposite of spern. Consider yourself unsperned.
YAY! I be unsperned!
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