The Chad Tagged Me

5 things I did today:

1) Blew the crap out of aliens and giant zombie parasites in Halo 3.
2) Ate pork.
3) Ate cereal.
4) Sweated.
5) Smelled bad.

5 snacks I enjoy:

1) Pie (though I'm not sure this qualifies as a snack).
2) Nachos.
3) Grapes.
4) Chocolate.
5) Beans.

5 things I would do if I were suddenly a billionaire:

1) Stock up on a life supply of pie.
2) Buy an XBOX 360 Halo 3 Elite Version. With a Master Chief helmet.
3) Get a new sandproof silk cape.
4) Buy McDonalds and Microsoft to become ruler of the planet.
5) Make a lightsaber.

5 places I've lived:

1) Riverside, CA.
2) Escondido, CA.
3) Another apartment in Escondido, CA.
4) San Rafael, CA.
5) Santa Monica, CA.

5 jobs I've had:

1) Dishes.
2) Cleaning poop out of the toilet.
3) Taking out the smelly trash.
4) Professional Luchador [El Torta Amante (the Chad was my manager)].

5) Video Game nerd and mentor to my mother and her lacking Halo skills.

5 things people don't know about me:

1) I found a hidden skull in Halo 3.
2) I have an albino spot about the size of a grape on my back.
3) I'm only an inch shorter than my mom.
4) (This only applies to people that haven't seen me in a while) My voice is much lower than Hayden's now.
5) My uncle likes plums.

5 People I tag:

1) Diana
2) Hayden
3) Jack Black
4) Darth Vader
5) Ronald McDonald