I know you like Halo, but dude, get a LIFE. Actually, I take that back. I WANT THAT. If you love being a dork, dress up as Boba Fett, Master Chief, a Stormtrooper, or Darth Vader for Halloween. It's a perfect outlet, because everyone else will be jealous of your cool costume, and you'll win the Best Costume contest, and that REALLY matters. If you lose a Halloween Costume Contest, you're a loser, 'cause you didn't spend $5,000 on a video game character costume, and someone else did, and THEY got bragging rights, and YOU didn't. Sheesh. But I don't have $5K. I'm a loser. I don't have a cool Master Chief costume. If I could, I would. Believe you me, if I could buy whatever I wanted for Halloween, THAT up there would be IT.
5 Grumpy Teen-O-Grams:
Nathan, I LOVED your "Obama-nation" comment!! Do make up a bumper sticker for me and I will use it!! Help SAVE us, Nato! I implore you!
I will forever LOVE the Star Wars Kid. He is my heart, and yours. And if I ever become really really rich, I will buy you that costume Nathan, but only if you promise to wear it straight-faced and refuse to break character even when it starts becoming ridiculous.
YAY!
Yes Nathan, you are the Chosen One. Save us from that bad Obama man (sarcasm plastered on pretty thick here).
You're going to be a prophet, or President, blah blah, BLAH ...
... because it would validate ME.
But remember what happened to Anakin.
...Face planted in liquid-hot MAGMA.
This is where the suit would come in handy.
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