If anyone has watched the Star Wars saga in its fullness, they will probably notice that the number of limbs cut off is insane, and I'm not even including the minor characters, like droids, clones/stormtroopers, or rebels. If I did, it would many hours to count. It's always bothered me, and I just decided to address it.Episode I: I don't know if this counts, but Darth Maul gets cut in half by Obi-Wan
Episode II: Anakin Skywalker gets his arm chopped off by Count Dooku
Episode III:
1) Count Dooku gets his hands cut off by Anakin Skywalker
Episode III:1) Count Dooku gets his hands cut off by Anakin Skywalker
2) General Grievous loses two of his four hands to Obi-Wan Kenobi
3) Anakin cuts off Mace Windu's hand to protect Chancellor Palpatine (Darth Sidious)
4) Anakin (now known as Darth Vader) loses his remaining non-robotic limbs to Obi-Wan Kenobi
Episode IV: none
Episode V: Luke Skywalker gets his hand cut off by Darth Vader
Episode VI: Darth Vader loses another hand to Luke Skywalker (Vader has robot limbs)
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In all, there were ELEVEN limbs cut off in the Star Wars Saga (twelve, if you count Darth Maul's accident).
WOW.
15 Grumpy Teen-O-Grams:
Hahaha. I guess its kind of the Star Wars way. You aint no Jedi till you lose a limb.
Love the picture of little Darth. Hilarious post Nathan!
Don't forget the critter in the bar on Tatooine in episode IV and the abominable snowman thing in episode V.
And I LOVE the last picture!
Just so Chad knows, I have nothing against Hillary Clinton, I just thought the picture was funny.
But Obama is questionable.
Nathan, thank you for your fine political wisdom. See, Chad? Even a junior high school student gets it! Down with Lybians!
Yay!!!
just so you know, I didn't say anything bad, I just wanted to change my avatard.
So anyways, yeah! your goin down Lybians! always fear El Torta Amante! (see post titled "the Chad tagged me")
How did you DO that, Nathan? How did you change those photos to cut off your arms??? You are good! And the picture of "Little Darth" is histerical! Is it you?, Hayden? You ought to put that online where everyone could see it! Or is that where you found It?
You are very funny, but you know that, don't you.
The picture of little Darth I found online, but I photoshopped the picture of my arms getting cut off. For the lightsaber, Hayden held our electric toothbrush (without attaching the brush attachment). For my arms, what I did for the picture was to tuck my arms in my shirt behind my back, so that only my elbows were showing. Afterwards, I took some pictures of my arms and put them into the photo. I then added the lightsaber and some flat skin color spots where my elbows were, giving the illusion that Hayden was cutting my arms off with a lightsaber.
my name is chad, angie is now watching the democratic convention and i am on the bloggy-est blog of them all. (bloggy-est is a repulican turm.) i must come clean i loss all my limbs in a light saber fight 6 years ago...twice. long live us jedi!!!
Chad, you're a Libian. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
How dare the Lybian blog under my username! And such horrendous grammar and spelling usage!
And about the Democratic Convention thing.....
I think it's important to know your enemy. Plus I couldn't find the remote.
The Lybinan probably hid it.
Thank goodness! I was beginning to think that plum-lover was getting to you!
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