New Pictures (Recent Events, Part I)

I have hand-drawn pictures that I will post in the near future, but for now, these Photoshop pics will do.

LONG TIME NO POST!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

It seems like it's been forEVER since I've posted ANYTHING on this blog.

NATHAN DECREE #71:

I shall start posting once again!!!!

Be back soon!

YAY!

My Toenail

...has fallen off.

You see, Hayden managed, somehow, weighing only about 60 lbs., stepped on my toe last week, and bruised it. My mother, who is deathly afraid of feet, told me my toenail was going to fall out. Following that, she shuddered in disgust.

It was very loose. I won't mention the details, but it was pretty nasty every time I squeezed my toe.

I limped around on a bruised toe for about a week, and then, last night, my toenail fell out.

My mother will have nightmares for years to come.

P.S. CHECK MY FACEBOOK WALL FOR PICTURES IN THE NEAR FUTURE...

Music

Music is something that my brain just likes.

Don't ask me why, unless you're willing to pay for my brain scan.

I just like it.

Perhaps it's because my dad loves it.

Perhaps all of those years listening to Depeche Mode and "Head Like a Hole" by Nine Inch Nails have stimulated my neurons to like music.

I don't know.

I just like it.

But I don't like one kind of music over another.

Actually, I like all types of music over rap.

Rap is just stupid.

I don't like it.

At all.

Seriously.

ANYWAYS...

Music is an art. I've always been drawn to art of all kinds. Particularly sketching, painting, and music.

Music is probably number two next to sketching. I really enjoy sketching.

But back to music. Music is one of my favorite kinds of expressions. Through the different layers and textures, one can create an amazing song that reflects one's own personal views OR shows off their compositional skills.

Whatever.

Either way, I love music.

If I wasn't afraid of becoming a superbly talented yet psycho musician who ends up dying a horrible death, I would become a musician. I would like to break the mold of the typical music style of today and create something that people ACTUALLY LIKE, IS GOOD, AND IS POPULAR. People don't REALLY like rap and hip-hop. They just want to fit in with everybody else.

However, I don't expect to become a musician any time soon.

If Elmo Ruled the World...

• Mr. Noodle would be his henchman
• Elmo would use his crayon to tag famous buildings with his name
• the "Elmo's World" segment on Sesame Street would send the other puppets a-packin'
• the Cookie Monster would eat more cookies
  
• Big Bird would work at an 80's style hair salon
• Ernie would pursue his love for rubber duckies and work in a factory
• Bert would send daily complaints to Quaker oatmeal
• Count von Count would be a blood-sucking math teacher in West L.A.
• Oscar would continue his current lifestyle
• Snuffleupagus would work in the back at Bird Bird's salon
• Grover would just disappear from modern society, attempt a rebellion, and fail
• Kermit would continue work with the Muppets (lucky...)
  

• Sparta would be the capital of the world

Life would stink. For everyone.