- Mr. Noodle would be his henchman
- Elmo would use his crayon to tag famous buildings with his name
- the "Elmo's World" segment on Sesame Street would send the other puppets a-packin'
- the Cookie Monster would eat more cookies
- Big Bird would work at an 80's style hair salon
- Ernie would pursue his love for rubber duckies and work in a factory
- Bert would send daily complaints to Quaker oatmeal
- Count von Count would be a blood-sucking math teacher in West L.A.
- Oscar would continue his current lifestyle
- Snuffleupagus would work in the back at Bird Bird's salon
- Grover would just disappear from modern society, attempt a rebellion, and fail
- Kermit would continue work with the Muppets (lucky...)
- Sparta would be the capital of the world
